asylum joke

A joke so mindfuckingly hilarious that it turns you insane or gay, depending on your personality type.

Charlie Sheen: "That Dave Chapelle asylum joke was so funny, that I literally went insane and started rubbing testosterone cream all over my balls!"

by Ass molest April 23, 2018

Asylum Buddies

A group of friends who met in the local loony bin after each being condemned for various reasons. Shortly there after, the five escaped and have been recently been seen running around Mesa, Arizona. More than likely if you have seen some girls going down the suicide lane in a stolen shopping cart, you have found them.

-Oh my god look at those freaks, are they on crack?
-No dear, its just the Asylum Buddies up to their usual antics.

by Punkin Py January 5, 2008

Rhyme Asylum

the most hardcore hip hop group period, reppin uk members include possesed plasma and leatherface

lost person: i just listened to some rhyme asylum and now i know the meaning of life

by j000000hn October 18, 2008

item asylum

Fun, meme-filled randomizer game.

There is only one rule. No chinalake.

I FUCKING LOVE ITEM ASYLUM!!1!!1!!!!

by whatthegorgonzola December 4, 2022

Asylum Sneakers

An inexpensive sandal like shoe worn by illegal immigrants e.g. Mexicans, Iraqi's.

Ali: I can't wait to rid myself of these Asylum sneakers and get me some Nikes.

by Man of Doomage December 20, 2008

Asylum Tourism

Making special trips to visit shut-down insane asylums. Can be done in real life or in virtual life. Virtual Asylum Tourism allows a wider range of travel and prevents risk from hazards like asbestos, arrest, and collapsing stairways, but it lacks the sickening real-life terror that follows exposure to these places. A variant is collecting books featuring images of asylums, but this is not quite as bent as purchasing airplane tickets.

*Hey, sis, I need to get away from it all.
*Well, let's head up to Danvers State before they bulldoze the Kirkbride and build some unique luxury condos! Asylum Tourism always cheers you up!

by mookamutt May 12, 2007

Brighton Asylum

One of the best haunted houses in NJ. Has hollywood style sets, props, and the actors are trained professionally. Known as by many as the scariest place on Earth. Open year round but by far the best time to go is during the Halloween Season.

Do you guys want to go to Brighton Asylum? I heard it’s called the scariest place on Earth.

by OCTOBER 31 1978 October 25, 2019