Thanus

The giant ass of a baller. Generally refers to an ass with such great volume, it actually possesses its own gravitational pull. Can also be used in reference to the person who posseses said ass. Ex. Hey look at that Thanus! Has the biggest but on the team besides the fat kids!
Ali: Hot dang! check out that fine thanus! I love football players
Christine: He does not even need to tackle the other team man. All he has to do is sit, and there goes the team!
Ali: Break me off a piece of that!
by Baller08 January 11, 2009
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A sexual act that involves turning a partner's buttocks into a deep shade of purple after several ferocious lashes from one's hand
"Dude, I gave my girl a thanus last night, and she hasn't been able to sit since."
by Mashity Thanass March 30, 2019
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This big purple bitch has a Thanus!!!
by Reed1103 April 30, 2019
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eew u look like a Thanus
by dsfxgchvjbknlmnbnvcxzc January 07, 2019
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Thanos but the o is replaced with a u
Person 1.Have you seen the new advegers antgame movie. Person 2 Yeah metal man sacrifices himself to kill thanus lol.

Person 3. You guys know how to spell things right?
by ur granny tranny 690 May 14, 2019
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A young man who lives the memes and looks like an Indian ngl
Thanu is a bit suspicious.
by LOL krieger September 27, 2020
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Is an obese, annoying, fat poo poo head. This cow eats furniture for breakfast. He is shorter than chubaka(yasas). Finding girls for this creature is a task ehich breaks the laws of physics.
Mr wong: Thanu stop eating the desk
by kyanisdefonseka June 21, 2022
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