Ted

Ted synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “Ultimate sex God”"Kick-on King" "bulldog enthusiast"

Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a ted.

Although ted is getting old. Ted is in his 30's. Let's hope ted can keep up his reputation.

Person 1: I met a guy who was really smooth with girls today

Person 2: you must have met ted
That's my teddy
by Luluxoxo May 07, 2016
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the final boss of TED Talks, only achievable after listening to every talk ever released fully
Bob: Holy shit dude is that Ted?!
Tyler: Who is Ted and why does he talk so much?
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The name ted is to be very smooth and sexy around girls. They seem to be able to talk to them easily.
Person 1: I met a guy who was really smooth with girls today
Person 2: You must have met Ted.
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A smoking high addict 24/7 but still lovable to those he trust. He does not give a fuck about anything and does whatever he wants.
Girl said, Someone set off the alarm!!
Girl 2 replied, It's Ted again.
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Derived from the T.V show 'How I met your mother', to Ted is to be morbidly depressed about your social or love life. People who ted often; over think situations, have low confidence in their appeal to the opposite sex and often refer to attractive members of the opposite sex as 'out of their league'. People who Ted on a regular basis tend to be unimpulsive and require a great deal of peer pressure to engage with the opposite sex.
Guy 1: "So did you talk to Charissa last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I don't think she'd ever go for a guy like me."
Guy 1: "Stop tedding man."
by Moing It November 10, 2011
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