tanker

a. A female of accententuated curvature to the point of obesity.

e.g. 1. Goddamn! Look at that tanker!
2. That tanker ordered 5 double quarter pounders. Her ass must go wordbadonkadonk!

by j.g. February 12, 2003

Tankers

n.

1. The name given to a girl's tits if they are larger and nicer than normal.

2. Tankers, also used as 'banks', 'trucks' or 'tanks', is unoffensive and a quality noun to describe such features of the female organism.

"Yeah dude, she has some huge ass tankers."

by Kyle Cubs October 2, 2007

upper tanker

Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

The people at that fondue party were such fuckin' pricks that I had no choice but to give 'em the old upper tanker.

by montez May 8, 2003

Tanker Tits

A woman who has larger than average breasts. Nice looking, and firm. Not TOO big, but enough to catch you eyes.

Erik: "Damn, that girl has got some Tanker Tits on her"
Alex: "Where? Oh there she is.. Oh yea, for sure"
Erik:" yea, that's right."

by LOLJUSTAGUYWHOLIKESGIRLS007 May 20, 2009

Tanker Banger

A guy who bangs fat chicks for shits and giggles, also known as a nastyman.

Steve: aye i think Robs porking that fat chick he just met.
Bradley: TANKER BANGER!
Jeffo: Balls.

by KidSwoll August 2, 2009

Piel Tanker

1) An irritating or obnoxious tanky or tank class player/character in a video game.

2) Someone who can tank(take) a lot of Piel(dick)

Can be any gender. Can be used as an insult.

Piel Tanker is a mix of the word Piel(south african afrikaans slang for dick) and Tank(word used for a tank class player/character in video games)

Dude that guy is such a Piel Tanker

Amy don't be a Piel Tanker

by SasukeCOZA March 8, 2021

Cum Tanker

Just below Fuckbag on the Joker-San Female Rating System, a Cum Tanker describes the infamous fukanythinwithacockian slut. Usually a higher form of party girl who gives blow jobs in the bathroom of the local night club instead of a back alley next to a dumpster, like a Drink Tickets or a Gas Money would. Her being a pro, she can most likely take it all the way down to the base without gagging, and "tanks" every last drop like its fuel for her internal party engine.

"I met this chick at the club last night. Whoa boy, she was a total Cum Tanker. She gave me an amazing suckbuggy in the bathroom and made every inch disappear. Fantastico!"

by SP00NS October 8, 2007