I ain't gay

A default response to every possible situation

Have you seen Bill?
I ain't gay

by wherethetittiesat September 22, 2017

i ain’t gay

A way to say no in style.

Someone: want some weed.

You: I ain’t gay.

by Sliced_Ramen October 9, 2018

If two gay guys kiss it isn't gay

Think of positives and negatives (gay being the negative). Currently the sum of the equations is called sex points and more sex points means good sex. So if you add -1 - -1 it would equal 2 as in two sex points meaning good sex. The negatives cancel out each other which makes it not gay if two gay guys kiss.

Bruh If two gay guys kiss it isn't gay did you know that?

by faggetron2000 December 2, 2019

Gay T

A person who displays the qualities of being gay in his or her daily life.

Typical Gay T, always being gay

by poopfacerpoop October 22, 2010

Conde Gay-t

The belief that adding the letter t to a word makes it less gay.

Michael is el Conde Gay-t and he knows it

by Javier Tapata January 22, 2020

“Don’t say gay” bill

“Well if you read the bill you would know that it doesn’t say that!” ~ Idiots

Hym “And If YOU read the “Don’t say gay” bill you would know that it’s just Bill C-16 except in reverse. Exactly the same. How do you know it’s the same? Because the defense of both bill is exactly the same for either side. ‘It just protects vulnerable people from other people saying things that might be harmful to their minds’ Which bill am I talking about? You don’t know. You can’t tell. Because IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! Both can be exploited. You can weaponize C-16 against a teacher who refuses to call you a ‘she’ even though your dick is bigger than his. You can weaponize “Don’t say gay” against a teacher that mentions the fact that they are gay. ‘My precious little perfect darling child (who isn’t precious or perfect and is a piece of shit and I’m better than them) came home asking about how gay people have kids because their teacher mentioned the fact that they are gay and I don’t like it’ and now they’re fired. NOT GOING TO GO ON A LECTURE TOUR MONETIZING THE BIBLE ARE THEY? No news company’s are picking them up! The SAME goddamn thing. Fucking losers man I swear. No, I’M the loser. I forgot. I’m not what I say I am.”

by Hym Iam November 26, 2022

I don't speak gay

Someone not speaking the gay language

Sorry, I don't speak gay.

by I am Cul November 7, 2021