Hot Socket

To lift up a lover's eyelid and slide your tongue above and around their eyeball, into the socket.

I gave Tom a Hot Socket the other day, and boy was it salty!

by MackMilkHuntMDBenSolm May 7, 2010

Mexican Socket Set

An adjustable open end wrench. (Crescent wrench).

That sorry ass mechanic must have worked on my car with a mexican socket set. All the bolts are rounded off.

by Elephino November 30, 2003

ball and socket

A ball and socket occurs when one bro goes in for the fist and the reciprocating bro acts as if he is gona bump too, but instead grabs the bros fist and shakes in a pivoting motion making for an awkward moment. Thus the ball and socket has been created.

Bro 1: Fuck yea! (Goes for the fist bump)

Bro 2: (secretly going in for the bro move with alterior motives, and grabs the fist and shakes)

Bro 1: awe shit man the ol' Ball and Socket!

by alaskan braj April 29, 2014

Serpent Socket

The dark dripping cavernous abyss that is your fat girlfriend's vagina from whence the Kraken emerges and clings to your mighty "Privateer". Terrible things are rumored to occur within the highly coveted fissure, such as the disembowelment of curious explorers in order to feed the great beast. The only daredevil fierce enough to survive the Socket was the great Falcon Penis, a bustling 13 and one half leagues in length, penetrating far enough into the void to destroy the beast once and for all.

Dude, I was gonna hit that fat chick, but the booze wore off just in time to keep me from getting trapped in her nasty Serpent Socket forever.

by Barbados118 January 25, 2010

socketeering

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “socketing” the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

“Hey guys, I just invented socketeering!”
“Shut up, Jackson!”
Note: as far as I’m aware this is the only way this word has ever been used in conversation.

by Gofein March 11, 2021

wog socket

A delightful young Lady with a penchant for large Chocolate Men, usually ending up as a single Mother with a tribe of offspring of indeterminate colour.

Look at that fit blonde over there - don't bother Dan she's a total wog socket.

by dazzz-1973 May 7, 2018

socket rocket

the act of placing the pierced head of ones penis into a electic outlet creating a shock that blows you back creating the blast off

bob stuck his prince albert into the power outlet and was thrown back to the wall yelling SOCKET ROCKET

by gnome_hatter July 5, 2012