switching to porn

A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.

I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.

This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.

by Nacatac May 15, 2011

snitches end up in ditches

A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches

Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES

by snitchesendupinditches May 3, 2021

Switching Hammocks

To 69.

We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!

by Switcheroo June 6, 2010

I'll be switched

A colloquialism indigenous to Appalachia which expresses amazement, wonder, or befuddlement

Well, I'll be switched! That little box yous got can make a pitchure of lil ol' me?

by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005

Snitches get bitches

The actual phrase commonly mistaken for "snitches get stitches" created to keep people from capitalizing on all the bitches you get from snitching.

Ya, heard that shit from greg on main street, i dont even care if im snitching, snitches get bitches.

by DrDogBalls June 2, 2017

snitches get stitches!

an old piece of advice that still rings true today..indicating that somebody who snitches on somebody else shall reap the fit punishment.

While he sat in the interrogation room singing like I bird, I mouthed a simple reminder to him through the glass... "snitches get stitches!"

by dlee December 3, 2004

Switched up

When someone fucks with you heavy then fuck with a enemy

Damn tony switched up on me for jackson

by uban dictionary 33 November 25, 2018