Sweater

One who sweats a lot.

Kendra: OMG, look at all that sweat coming from that girl's back and armpits.

Penelope: Oh yes, she must be a sweater.

by statistics.sucks July 24, 2011

Sweater

A really hot shirt. Mostly made of wool and cotton. Many times you are told to put one on when it is cold, but other times when it is not.

"Jack, put on a sweater or you'll catch cold!"

"But Maw, it's 90 degrees!"

by Anonymous Person May 28, 2005

sweater

A code word used for drugs to avoid causing suspicion.

"Hey man, do you have my sweater?"

by Spirrow March 24, 2008

sweaterness

1. The quality or condition of being a sweater. 2. The true essence of being created from knitted, crocheted, or woven wool, cotton, or synthetic yarn. 3. Used with "His", "Her", or "Your" as a title and form of address for someone wearing a totally awesome sweater.

"I could get the Tiffany & Co. Pullover, but, woe is me, for I have none of the moneys required to buy such sweaterness."

by Michelle C. August 30, 2006

sweaters

film on your teeth generally after a good nights sleep or from extended period of time without brushing

i really need to brush my teeth, i can feel the sweaters

by roonz January 28, 2005

Sweatering

the act of wearing a sweater

Those girls posted pictures of themselves on Facebook sweatering.

by wifeofnialler December 24, 2012

sweater

slang word for foreskin (originated in New England?)

Heather reached down the front of her new boyfriend's pants and was surprised to discover that he was "wearing a sweater".

by Deanz October 29, 2006