sweatshop nails

The fake "acrylic" nails you get done at a cheap nail salon, where there are rows of pedicure chairs and manicure tables next to each other, just like a sweatshop. You come in and they yell "PICK COLOR!" The manicurists go from one person to the next without break, breathing in all the chemicals. Your nails never cost more than $20-25 and are always done with unlabeled products.

These salons are usually located in a strip/mini mall with some cheesy name like New York Nails, Chan's Nails, or Spicy Nails. They are always run by Asians who look pissed to be there (usually Korean or Vietnamese), and you can just tell they are talking smack about you in their language. And there is always at least one man working there who creeps you out, who you hope you don't get.

Girl 1: Oooh where did you get your nails done girl?

Girl 2: Oh, you know, Diamond Nails.

Girl 1: They actually look pretty good for sweatshop nails

Girl 2: Yeah, but they totally butchered my cuticle with the drill.

Girl 1: You get what you pay for.

by offya January 3, 2012

Soccermom Sweatshop

The sexual act of gathering 10 of your closest friend's moms in a minivan without seats on a hot August day, turning up the heat, thus inducing persperation, and railing every last one of them in a chaotic mass of various bodily fluids.

Can you beleive Grant pulled a Soccermom Sweatshop with all of our moms this summer? Thats messed up.

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011

Laptop Sweatshop

An office made up of low level, low pay white-collar workers who are forced to review applications and edit word documents on laptop computers all day with no break or free time from work. Most Laptop Sweatshop employees work under a deadline or quota that does not permit any conversation or breaks on the job. Laptop Sweatshops require constant overtime and require the employee to take the Laptop home in order to do more required work.

Bobby works at a Laptop Sweatshop reviewing applications all day, and is not allowed to talk to his coworkers or take a lunch break at his job.

by Kirihitos August 1, 2008

sweatshop

another word to describe school

jeff:what work do we have next
bob: we have french
jeff: but we already had 10 torture methods pre formed on us.
bob: but remember we still have french, english, history and maths homework plus a teacher who stet extra to annoy us
jeff:shhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii it wil be hell
bob: well wolcome tothe sweatshop

by the pharmicist May 10, 2020

Sweatshopped

A photoshop of a picture so well done you'd think the creator took hours, maybe even days making it for the sole purpose of appraisal.

Guy 1: "Man that billboard looks hella fleek; I want me a new Z phone."
Guy 2: It's sweatshopped, the Z phone runs like a pixalated dinosaur. at best."

by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021

Barrovian Sweatshoppe

The act of, while in the valley of Barovia, you have a vampire pressed intimately between a brown bear and a Goliath Barbarian.

The worst thing that could happen, is that we end up in a Barrovian Sweatshoppe

by mxicofer December 9, 2022

mexican sweetshop

occurs when one soils him or herself in the morning and work an entire day without changing clothes.

Brian went to the bathroom in his pants this morning but didn't have time to change so ended up working in a mexican sweetshop all day.

by Brisket cous cous September 9, 2013