swanton

The shitiest town in the planet, with only a house of games for entertainment.

Person 1: hey you wanna go to swanton?

Person 2: Fuck NO!!! swanton sucks ballz..

Person: tru dat, tru dat..

by Justin Gowing June 11, 2008

swanton

the worst place ever. no one wants to live there.

Person1: lets go to swanton.
Person2: no. theres nothing to do.
Person1: damn that place must suck.
Person2: yes it does.

by m666weber April 10, 2009

swanton bomb

When a squirrel falls off a power line after getting shocked

It got zapped it his it's back on the line and kind of did a swanton bomb there.

by vebxScDhpTA) youtube January 10, 2017

Swanton

A small boring town that everyone who lives here hates.

1-I hate where I live it is the most terrible place ever!
2-Where do you live?
1-Swanton
2-OH MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY!!

by Stormy22 March 1, 2011

twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo

Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.

by JkT October 20, 2005

Spatton

Someone enormously fat and lies about people to make them feel bad about them.

They also are known for getting dogged by lesbians.

Sean got "spattoned" last week

by kularFN August 24, 2017

Marshmallow Swatting

When trying to set someone up, making yourself look worse to make the person your setting up look better

Tyler: I want to be this guy he's so great
Lauren: Stop marshmallow swatting Tyler.

by Charlie_94 April 16, 2015