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happy lil sushi roll

Where your partner rolls you into a blanket and fucks you. Then you become a happy lil' sushi roll.
"My girl was sad last night so, I rolled her up and made her into a happy lil sushi roll"
by Darkboy365 January 4, 2021
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Hillbilly sushi roll

When someone wraps their penis in seaweed and proceeds to have anal sex with their partner, or rando in the woods.
We found this city slicker, he's hungry, we should give him a hillbilly sushi roll.
by Trav I G September 3, 2020
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California Sushi-Roll

When 2 gay asian men are having sex, the first covers their penis in crap and penetrates the second mans butt with the poop covered penis. Then the asian man who was penetrated poops while in penetration.
Guy: You two really got it on last night. What happened?
Asian Guy: We tried our first California Sushi-Roll
Guy: Thats F**king gross man
by DefineTheWorld March 14, 2011
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uh oh sushi roll

a person in which they think they are of caucasian decent when really they are very asian.
see that asian bitch she hanging with the white chicks man she an uh oh sushi roll for sho.
by ag89999 August 25, 2009
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Meeping Sushi Roll

A nickname you give to someone who meeps when they sneeze and rolls in blankets like a sushi roll when sleeping.
My friend is totally a meeping sushi roll so its awesome to hear her sneeze but not to share a bed with her.
by Nerdy_girl_808 June 7, 2016
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Montana Sushi Roll

A kinky sex act in which a man is forced to fuck a spicy tuna sushi roll wearing nothing but a pair of cabin socks. This act takes place out doors during the winter months often leading to freezing of the roll to the penis or balls
Yeah, Molly's pretty crazy, heard sge made Dave perform a Montana Sushi Roll after he bought the wrong pepperoni
by Bunkerfunker22 August 4, 2016
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Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.
Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?
by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021
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