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sugar-coated lies

Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.

All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!
Me: "I'm hungry"

*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!
by supersizedmcshizzle April 13, 2023
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sugarcoat

Obscuring a known reality; a succinct aphorism usually only understood by poverty-level wage workers.
Over beers and classic rock,loudly:

"Your girl is a skank, don't sugarcoat it!"
by wage-a-licious May 23, 2006
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sugarcoded

A enhanced piece of technology or programming source that looks and operates better.
Aisha made sure that she sugarcoded your website before publishing it.
by Semi-True June 26, 2014
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I'm Not Gonna Sugarcoat It

When you absolutely refuse to sugarcoat the most honest ass-whooping in your life, using the most effective and simplest methods to knock a nigga to the ground. Minimal effort: maximum results.

Originally stems from an image of Kazuya Mishima from TEKKEN and the absurdly useful yet easiest input that stops enemies dead: Electric Wind God Fist or EWGF, which leads into a free ass whooping, OR you can spam the thing up to 4-5 times to take out an absurdly large amount of health from your opponent.
Person 1: "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Izanami."
Person 2: "FUCK-"

Person 2 is dead.

Kazuya: f,n,D/F+2 (Electric Wind God Fist)
Kiryu: R1 + Triangle/RB + Y (Tiger Drop)
Sol Badguy: ↓↘ → + K (Bandit Revolver)
Happy Chaos: WHILE At the Ready or Steady Aim hit HS (Fire)
Serious Sam: S (Walks Backwards)
Some Random Mf: Reaches into Pocket (Glock to the chest)
Some Paranoid Mf: Tanks the shot (Bulletproof Vest)
by The Legendary Solid Seth August 17, 2023
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Sugar Coated Sara Lee

Gingerly licking of sugar sprinkled prolapsed colon as though one would lick off the frosting of a Sara Lee cupcake
My gf have way too much anal sex and she got a prolapse colon so I did the smart thing and gave her a Sugar Coated Sara Lee...it was fucking delish
by tastercakes June 27, 2011
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I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

When you pull some insane combo using an obligatory combo opener at any fighter games that you can't even describe how wacky, but powerful execution you just pulled that you'll say this word.
I'm not gonna Sugarcoat it!

➡️⭐⬇️↘️➕2️⃣

(or insert any command strings here, and add a Vine Boom sound with "DAMN!" in the background.)
by BPJ-23 August 11, 2023
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sugar coated

the act of cumming on a girls body
by SILENTONE805 February 8, 2008
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