Suburban Status

When a person has so many kids or dependents, they can only drive a bigger vehicle such as a minivan, Suburban, Ford Transit, etc

(Sees parents with 6 kids at the store)

Shit...they are beyond Suburban Status. Well good luck wit dat!!

by bgo247 September 23, 2020

suburban soft

A term for suburban kids who are raised with all the above amenities and never have to work for anything. No grit.

My baseball team has a bunch of suburban soft kids on it.

by ole country bumpkin January 5, 2022

Suburban Slump

When you live in the suburbs of a big city in your early to late 20's post college, and become accustomed to the slower-pace, peaceful-family life of the suburbs.

One in a Suburban Slump usually becomes lame and starts thinking of City bars & clubs as a hassle to go to or and would rather just watch a movie or play Monopoly on a Friday night instead.

Andrew used to love partying in college, but now after he moved to Chicago suburbs, hes in a Suburban Slump and hates going out

by NYChiLA December 15, 2011

Suburban Sickness

It is a very prominent illness diagnosed to Asians or African Americans that only go for white girls.

Why won't he date sharkeisha?

He has suburban sickness

by Khindle June 12, 2016

Suburban Syndrome

A person who is used to the safety or bubble of the suburbs. These are people who are likely to get their car stolen when they leave it unlocked. They also tend to not understand what being poor actually is. This is due to the bubble they live in that is due to having been raised in the suburbs. Many people will claim that their family used to be poor because they lived in a not-so-great area, or that they are poor cause they have school debts.

Nick: Hey dude I heard you used to be poor?
Chad: Yeah man we lived in an apartment for half a year while my parents were between college and getting into their career, it was hard cause we had so many debts.
Nick: Oh... I don't think that's really what being poor is, but anyways, I heard your car got broken into?
Chad: Yeah some dipshit crackhead stole my Nike Air Force One's and my brand new Macbook from my 2021 X4.
Nick: Oh that really sucks man, what happened?
Chad: Dude I just told you, he opened my car door and took the shit!
Nick: Was it locked??
Chad: Who fuckin locks their door?
Nick: You ever hear of Suburban Syndrome?

by Your Name Here................ June 25, 2021

Suburban Stuntman

A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.

Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”

Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”

by T-von December 18, 2011

Suburban Slalom

When you are driving on a narrower side street and have to keep weaving back and forth around parked cars.

There were so many cars parked along my street I had to do the Suburban Slalom to get home.

by denshanosenshi May 23, 2019