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Since I'm stressed I'll buy some desserts.
by ZariSomar April 17, 2020
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009
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stressedoutness

My stressedoutness levels are through the roof because of this goddamn quote journal on "The Bluest Eye" I have to do...
by Puppy God November 6, 2018
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Stressed

When you hate work and school so much that your brain can't focus and all you think about is work.
Ffion: I'm so stressed today.
Aimee: Me too, honestly.
by Anonyrain July 19, 2019
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Stressed like catgut

Stressed out beyond description. From the use of catgut to make violins.
Dammit - I got two exams tomorrow plus I have to go to court. Stressed like catgut ... where the heck is the nearest gas station? I gotta get some Red Bull.
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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Don’t be stressed

It’s a term and also a gang in Ghana , which simply shortened as DBS .

CEO Glory Agyemang DuahGAD
Don’t be stressed about money life be time.
by Log007 September 4, 2019
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Stressed

What you would say to a person who something hilarious happened to. That is not funny for the other person.
Guy #1: Dude! I just made out with a guy! >:(

Guy #2: Stressed! LMFAO xD
by Luluuu October 24, 2010
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