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Straightson

a nigga who always reminds others of his dominance by saying "you gay nigga suck my cock lol XD"
Yo bro can u pass the aux cord
*plays a joe dirt dvd*
Bro u gay

What a straightson
by [B]igga June 12, 2018
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Tit straightener

1. Frigid, polar vortex cold, and womans feet on back cold.
This winter was a real tit straightener.
by Badgerman February 22, 2017
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Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
by TensaiOre June 10, 2021
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straightners

A hair item wich prevents frizzi-ness or fro. They are relyed on by many people, but none more than judith. She has one big fro. SAVE THE FRO
hey, do you reckon judith has starightners?
by Colette February 24, 2004
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Straightliner

A person that looks at words, sentences, and description of thing to there fullest context. A person with a deep out of the box thought process. Someone that searches for the root definition of a word or sentence and description of things.
A Straightliner"s thought process:
Well said.--? Why does Mr. Well always get recognize for every thing said. I know Mr. Should-of and Mr. Could-of get the questionable recognition but Mr. Properly should also be acknowledged, as Properly said.
by Justden October 1, 2013
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straightener

Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face
@Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@
by Cheesyeggs May 4, 2005
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straightner

Girl who is very physically atractive, so that the men who happen to be talking to her reach a state of arousal. Usually a 20 something girl.
when talking to a friend about a co-worker... "have you seen Clarissa in accounting? Man what a straightner !!"
by andomatic April 9, 2009
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