straightware

similar to "gaydar," straightware is a heterosexual person's intuitive sense that allows them to identify fellow straight people; usually more critical to straight men

At the cocktail party, Frank used his straightware to sense that it was "safe" to tell the lesbian joke he heard at work that day.

by Sexy Simian December 8, 2010

straightners

A hair item wich prevents frizzi-ness or fro. They are relyed on by many people, but none more than judith. She has one big fro. SAVE THE FRO

hey, do you reckon judith has starightners?

by Colette February 24, 2004

straightwashing

When teachers or the education system plays off two gay historical figures as straight behavior in their time period

I'm tired of schools straightwashing gay history

by Jakalbins April 26, 2020

straightbriming

Generally acting like an African American, standing around on street corners and under clocktowers looking angry and wearing a straight brimmed hat, preferably a New Era Major League Baseball hat.

Damn them niggas were hard straightbriming under the clocktower today.

by TruRumor June 11, 2006

Straightballs

A man who has gone from gay to straight.

Girl #1: Did you hear what Bennet said?
Girl #2: No what?
Girl #1: He started talking about how he wants to be in bed with Megan Fox!
Girl #2: What?! I thought he was gay!
Girl #1: Apparently he's straightballs.

by Gays are friends not food October 4, 2009

straightballin.tk

A straight ballin web site.

Man that site is straightballin.

by Straightballin webmaster October 25, 2004

Straightbait

A good ol country girl who likes mowing grass, burning gas, and eating ass

Man she’s such a Straightbait I’m just tryna crack open a cold one and do some honkey tonk with her am I right fellers???

by straightbait December 11, 2018