David: Ew look! Straight couple making out! That is so not gay!
Alex: I know right, they are Straightors!
Alex: I know right, they are Straightors!
by gayboitheepic August 7, 2020
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When a person is a straightposter. Then they are acting gay while being straight. Not in the way of being gay like being flamboyant and that. But for example, sleeping with the same gender or touching the same gender sensually.
But don't bully someone with this. A straight person can have sex with the same gender while being straight.
When a person is a straightposter. Then they are acting gay while being straight. Not in the way of being gay like being flamboyant and that. But for example, sleeping with the same gender or touching the same gender sensually.
But don't bully someone with this. A straight person can have sex with the same gender while being straight.
A: "I heard that Jimmy slept with Tod last night. Even Jimmy himself agrees to that. But he says that he's straight"
B: "He's such a straightposter"
B: "He's such a straightposter"
by AkotoLmao May 17, 2022
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Any area known for being the residence of a preponderance of people of the heterosexual persuasion. Often a drab, dreary part of town. The word was made famous by a now-classic episode of the "Ellen" show in which Ellen DeGeneres and her friends make a treacherous excursion to Straighttown in order to buy a lounge chair with a cup holder on it.
Ellen: "We have to go down to Straighttown tonight."
Patrick: "Why on earth would you go down THERE!?"
Ellen: "Where else are we going to find a lounge chair with a cup holder built into it??"
Patrick: "Why on earth would you go down THERE!?"
Ellen: "Where else are we going to find a lounge chair with a cup holder built into it??"
by Hephaestion June 14, 2006
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by I AM A COOL MAN October 12, 2021
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When a guy has said to the people who decided they might have problems with him, his life, or the way he lives it in the future that they could let him know when and if they did at any time and anywhere, he's been straightforward with them. There's nothing coming from his ass or his yard, he said what he meant to say.
The guy is not a famous actor, musician, or athlete, so there's nothing glamorous going on in his life. He hasn't done a whole lot that wasn't straightforward with anything that was on his mind.
by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020
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