storytime

a TikTok telling a story from someone's life

here's my storytime

by slweeb December 16, 2020

Sturmtiger

On hell of a man. His artillery is banging. Loyal to a fault, sweet and caring. If you know one your life is complete and should not have to look for another lover or friend. Generally are great in bed and are well built. Has a way with words.

SturmTiger you give my world fireworks.

by Lovelyladyinred June 25, 2016

Crop? And Storytime?

The most mid person ever, Crop? And Storytime? Is annoying tiktok copypasta that almost everyone hates.

“Crop?” A term for Reuploading a TikTok so it can be Screen Recorded or Screen Shotted

“Storytime?” A term for uploading a explanation about the context that wasn’t described in the video.

Person:“Crop? And Storytime?”
Tiktoker: “please go away”

by Obhioan April 14, 2022

Storytime

When a woman, sentimental to your long term feelings or not, decides to tell you a story after sex. Your reaction to this behavior is usually melancholy, followed by the call for a cab.

"I was having a great one nighter with this chick. We banged, had a nice aftermath, then she resumed to talk about her day. Storytime was at hand. I was okay with that, being a considerate fellow that I am. Then she started talking about her memoirs as a geisha in Japan a few years back, so I called a cab."

by benevolentdictator October 11, 2011

Sturmtiger P

Wtf is this im not believing its real tank, its fucking ferdinad with an artillery gun what more is there to say, also yes 18 seconds for a heavy gun is pretty unbelievable and once again, WHAT, THE, FUCK, IS THAT GODDAM MANLET ARMOUR AT FUCKING 300MM T95 SHIT AGAIN. ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 200M ON THE HULL BRO WHO MADE THIS.

Sturmtiger P easy shit, OH FUCK 200MM OF ARMOUR LOAD THE HEAT

by WorldOfTanksGuy November 3, 2021

storytime

the act of reading a children's book to your partner while having sex.

Girl: "Are you ready for storytime baby?"
Guy: "Yeah!"
Girl: "Once upon a time.."
Guy: "thats sexy. i just came."

by heather e January 13, 2009

stormrider

A jean jacket with a tan/brown leather collar most often worn by rednecks.

Oooooooeeey Jimmy! That there be a nice lookin' stormrider you're wearin'.

by Chumus May 28, 2007