stoob

A stupid noob, newbie, nub.

Wow man... you're not just a noob. You're a Stoob!

by DevilishAngel May 1, 2006

stoob

noun- a cigarette

verb- smoke a cigarette

"I'm smokin a stoob"

"I need to go stoob"

"Just stoobin over here"

by itsjustmesmokin January 13, 2012

stoobs

A female poker player

"I thought I'd take her to the cleaners before realising she was a good stoobs"

by Joan Norris September 16, 2006

stoob

stomach boob. a small belly on a man that resembles a boob.

Hey man, have you noticed you are totally getting a stoob? You should probally start drinking light beer.

by dreamerseven February 7, 2010

stoob

(stomach-boob) when a womans stomach is the same size as her breasts, giving her the look of a unified abdomen.

yuck, look at that chick she has a stoob, a fupa, and kanckels.

by joe sheetz December 16, 2004

stoob

somewhere between stupid and cool

I was very stoob when I was doing back-flips off my roof and broke my foot last week-end.

by John Roche June 27, 2007

stoob

Past tense of stab

Mary: What’s the past tense of stab?

You: Stoob. I stoob you!

by ratsauce May 17, 2022