Soapy Dick

You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.

Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.

by Channman January 29, 2018

Soapy Booby Pic Day

On October 15th, females are required to send a soapy boob pic to a guy friend

“Emily it’s the 15th, you know what that means right?”

“Yes, it’s Soapy Booby Pic Day, I’ll get in the shower”

by imsolonelyandhornyomglol October 12, 2020

stoopy

Stupid

What the hell are you doing, stoopy?!

by sweetsmile4o8 June 29, 2003

stoopyhead

A life-decimating insult used only by true intellectuals.

You griefed my house you stoopyhead!

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is god July 2, 2019

throat stompy

the feeling of wanting to stomp people's throats in but can't due to morals & laws.

"I'm feeling quite throat stompy today"

by maeemaee September 23, 2016

Soapy Joe

1)A soapy joe, is a term that a group of people will use to describe someone in their group who is an outlier and doesn't really belong in that group

2)A soapy joe can also be a sex position where whilst playing the modern warfare 2 campaign, his/her partner will perform a 69.

3)Finally a soapy joe can mean an insult. it doesnt't really have a specific meaning, but people will use it anyway.

1) Guy1: Hey guys, I have just come back from bowling with soapy joe

Guy2) Soapy Joe? i thought he said he wasn't going?

Guy1): Yeah he turned up at the last minute

2) Guy1: Where did you go last night Tom?

Guy2: Oh right, my girlfriend was giving me a Soapy Joe

3) Guy1: Hey Kyle

Guy2: Shut up you Soapy Joe

by Steve Marshell September 26, 2011

Soapy sponge

When a guy ejaculates onto a girl’s bush, and rubs his cum into her pubes.

Jessica: Hey babe, can you give me the soapy sponge?
Dan: Yes, I’m all over it.

by Dumbcea July 10, 2019