A type of water that is completely still and can be infected with bacterias and brain eating parasites.
by Baltic._ October 19, 2024

Still water is water that is not flowing, therefore containing large quantities of brain-eating amoeba.
I started my winter arc by using my Balkan rage to drink still water while doing the Jamaican stare and listening to Mango Mango Mango Phonk (Slowed).
by Oklahoma Rage Official October 6, 2024

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.
Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025

Those Who Know 💀💀💀💀
Fickdace: Hey bro what is this?
Fetsluck: It's just water
Fickdace: *Blows on it* now what is it?
Fetsluck: It's Still Water.. 💀💀💀💀💀
MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO
Fetsluck: It's just water
Fickdace: *Blows on it* now what is it?
Fetsluck: It's Still Water.. 💀💀💀💀💀
MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO
by stigmasgoddess October 25, 2024
