the tongue of a dick licker
by ken69 June 23, 2009
Get the smegma cleanse mug.(n.) A retard or an asshole; basically a jerk-off- most commonly used in Medford, Massachusetts
Also see hegner (hegna)
Also see hegner (hegna)
example one
Can you believe that absolute stemma had the nerve to bring a six pack of Zima and then pass out after drinking two?
example two
Person A: Did you see that hot chick with that absolute dork?
Person B: Yeah that kid does look like a stemma.
Can you believe that absolute stemma had the nerve to bring a six pack of Zima and then pass out after drinking two?
example two
Person A: Did you see that hot chick with that absolute dork?
Person B: Yeah that kid does look like a stemma.
by stanley the stemma April 13, 2008
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by SmegmaGawd December 8, 2017
Get the smegma butter mug.A MAN WHO GIBES NO FUCKS EXCEPT ABOUT HIS PENIS SMEGMA MALES HAVE THE BEST PENISES AND ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!
JOEY: “LOOK AT THAT IMMACULATE PENIS WHAT BODY WASH DO YOU USE”
SMEGMA MALE: “NONE IM JUST A SMEGMA MALE”
SMEGMA MALE: “NONE IM JUST A SMEGMA MALE”
by FELLOWKETCHUP September 15, 2021
Get the smegma male mug.Guy: "Mate, Camilo, you are such a shegman!"
Camilo: "heheh no cornholios. I am the cheekiest shegman of them all."
Camilo: "heheh no cornholios. I am the cheekiest shegman of them all."
by BumbleBrutus March 15, 2019
Get the Shegman mug.Noun. A kick-ass computer version of the kick-ass arcade game known as Dance Dance Revolution, or DDR by some of the better players. Especially popular with those who can't--through some reason or another--play DDR but enjoy the game nonetheless. The arrow keys of the keyboard replace the pad, unless one owns a pad which they can plug into their CPU's.
Ex. 1:
A: "Dude, let's go to the arcade and play some DDR!"
B: "Can't, man. I'm broke. Wanna go play some Stepmaina at my house instead?"
Ex. 2:
A girl who cannot play DDR because she is wheelchair-bound will often own a copy of Stepmania on her computer to get in on the action.
A: "Dude, let's go to the arcade and play some DDR!"
B: "Can't, man. I'm broke. Wanna go play some Stepmaina at my house instead?"
Ex. 2:
A girl who cannot play DDR because she is wheelchair-bound will often own a copy of Stepmania on her computer to get in on the action.
by SaturnAngel November 14, 2003
Get the Stepmania mug.Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.
"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"
by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012
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