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karrine steffans

A nasty disgusting vile of a woman who was born with a dick in her mouth . She is a whore who slept with celebs and wrote a tell all book. "How to be a nasty ass slut."

"I'm thirsty. Can I drink your cum?"
Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila, Lindsay Lohan, Karrine Steffans, Monica Lewinsky
by Sweet Love March 5, 2010
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Steffan

noun.

A vital, yet irrelevant item used most commonly in one's search for the Holy Grail. It is said to be the size of a grown man's torso, and the colour of your average caucasian person.

It was originally written into the script of 'Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade', but was then later taken out as Harrison Ford was jealous of how awesome the Steffan was.

Medieval English transcripts state that only 3 Steffans exist, with each representing one of the three differant states atoms can exist in. (Solid, liquid and gas)

Some 1980 "crazies" suggest there is a fourth Steffan existing somewhere, that represents the arguably, "iffy" atomic state, Plasma, like that of fire, which is neither gas, liquid or solid.

Both the liquid and gas Steffans are said to be somewhere in Europe, where the location of the "Solid" Steffan is unkown, but rumoured to be either in South-East Asia, or in the Laurentian Abyss, in the Atlantic ocean, the deepest place on the planet.

It is still uncertain how each of these Steffans aid in ones hunt for the Cup of Christ, but as stated in Greek scrolls from the 7th Century "The power of just one Steffan is, no doubt, enough to move mountains, or complete "HARD" rated Su Do Ku puzzles."

And translated from Ancient Jordanian hieroglyphs (50 AD) "To possess a Steffan would benefit us greatly in knowing the secrets of God. In a way, Steffan is God."
Professor Harry Jones: "Junior, without the Steffan, we can't physically get to the Grail!"

Indiana Jones: "Dad, its Indiana, my name is Indiana."
by Batman, pretty much. February 6, 2010
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Steffan Rees

Has a collection of hard socks under his bed
“Oh his names steffan Rees”
“Bet he has loads of hard socks under his bed”
by Charlottexox June 12, 2023
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steffano

Tall, handsome, and a guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Usually very outgoing, friendly but very quiet to slip into bed. Once in, it's an experience you WILL NEVER forget!
Oh I would do anything to sleep with Steffano, my life would be complete if so.
by Youngg_gz January 29, 2015
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Karrine Steffans

Karrine Steffans is despicable!!!!
by nastina June 11, 2006
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matt steffanina

A person who choreographs the best dance videos. Or who really knows how to dance
Girl 1: Did you see that dude at the club?

Girl 2: He danced like a Matt Steffanina.
by NeNNewYorkBaby February 12, 2017
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karrine steffans

A women who made millions by writing a book stating her sexploits with rich and famous rappers and entertainers most of them black
How the hell did Karrine Steffans not catch an STD or aids?
by juiice February 10, 2007
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