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Steak & knob er day

This is the opposite of Valentine's day. During this period of time, any male is entitled to complimentary fallatio, penis cleaning, and a charred piece of cow flesh.
Dude! Did you celebrate Steak & Knober day? My knober was off the hook!!
by hits December 7, 2003
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Celebrated on April 21, you come home from work and your girl welcomes you with a perfect fried steak, a prerolled Blunt and a Blowjob. It's an international celebrated day to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day is the day, women get to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "
by Friday1337 March 14, 2017
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Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th
Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!
by PrestyPoo November 13, 2012
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National buy your gf steak day

On October 8th, you have to take your gf out on a nice date and go get steak.
Gf: “hey do you know what day it is today?”
Bf: “october 8th?”
Gf: “exactly! National buy your gf steak day!”
by Pappppppiiiiii October 8, 2023
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Steak and Anal Day

Just just steak and blow job day, but with anal. Your man deserves your number two hole for all the hard work he’s been doing during the summer. August 27th, Fill his belly and milk his dick with the hole we all know he truly wants!
Sandy: guess what today is Randy?
Randy: steak and anal day, I’ll take it extra rare right off your booty hole!
by Billyburr696 August 27, 2019
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Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you
Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too
by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019
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