typical white girl: “oh em gee this stationary is so cute!! #studyhard #tumblr”
people with iq over 2: “stationery*”
people with iq over 2: “stationery*”
by pxssywillow February 10, 2018
Get the stationary mug.VERB: Also known as SBA, the stationary action of the breasts of a female caused by a sports bra when said female runs or works out.
Hey, check out all that stationary boob action on the track field today. Those sports bra sure keep the boobs nice ans stationary as all those fine females run about. Mmm mmm mmm.
by CatLover99 April 17, 2011
Get the Stationary Boob Action mug.When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
Get the stationary road head mug.To sit on a dick usually similar to how you would a chair with with stationary or very little movement
by Kagari June 29, 2021
Get the Stationary Cowgirl mug.When a male holds his fist in a stationary posistion on a waist high table and inserts his penis into the gap of the fist, thus leading him to feel like he is having authentic sexual intercorse.
"I walked in on steve, while he was performing the stationary on himself, And he ejaculated all over my desk."
by Curt & Jeff March 24, 2005
Get the The Stationary mug.A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.
Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!
by mobile crunk February 23, 2009
Get the Stationary Crunk mug.by Stationary Joe October 18, 2011
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