Dirty Statham

When you have sexual intercourses with a bald guy whose nose is crooked and he cums in your mouth whereafter you spit it over his scalp and rub it all over it. Afterwards you let it dry and scrape it off.
Her: I met this bald dude last night and we did something really weird. I don't know what it was called... Oh and btw. his nose was all crooked

Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"
by Pu$$y$hark February 09, 2018
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Matthew Statham

Matthew Statham is a complete biscuit
by Fuckwhit123 February 27, 2021
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