Miezbach-Spanker

Unique, hairless, heart horny, rather unhandsome but still adorable Person.

With a physical appearance similar to the "Bald Ibis", its yearly migration to its spanking grounds stands in the light of deterred, unsatisfied women with unique spanking marks on their backs.

Once successful, the Miezbach-Spanker is never seen twice in one spanking ground.

Miesbach - Location of first appearance

Miez(e) - German synonym for women
Spanker - Reference to sexual habit

"The village girls were barebacked because the Miezbach-Spanker was coming to town."

"My friend just pulled the Miezbach-Spanker on her."

by Maj. Miezbach December 18, 2021

south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

by Emas Diez May 9, 2006

ankle spanker

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

by Linda December 26, 2004

Wanker Spanker

Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.

Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.

I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.

by rachyy April 14, 2007

dick spanker

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

brand spankers

Meaning brand new. Aussie slang. Aussies use the term "brand spanking new" to describe something that is fresh out the box.

"Damn peeps have you heard my new stereo?" "Yeah man it sounds brand spankers!"

by $mokin J.O.E October 12, 2007

spankerfanny

spankerfanny is a super hero of sorts. bad girls know him and good girls want to.

sport spanking, otk, good girl go everywhere, but bad girls get spanked, spankerfanny will warm your buns

by Hans Spankerfanny December 23, 2011