Study Hall stand off

1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.

Damn, Dude, I'm beat. Shelia dropped a Study Hall stand off on me last period. I'm dehydrated.

by boppa23 July 20, 2011

Mexican Stand-off

When two cars driving down a two lane highway one in each lane going the exact same speed next to each other restrict the cars behind them from passing.

Mike: (on the phone) Chall at? you was posta be her fitty minits ago.

Erick: (on the phone) oh yoz I know ize on I-84 stuck behind a mexican stand-off

Mike: daaannng!

by slikfishy March 5, 2009

high noon stand-off

When two men stand facing each other and give each other western handjobs, each racing to try and ejaculate on the other person first.

Eric: Hey dude, Anything going on tonight?
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.

Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!

by Ultimatefgt November 4, 2013

Mexican Stand-off

It is when you open a girls vagana and fill it with tequila... then you wrap sandpaper around your dick and pound her as hard as possible!!!

Last night my girlfriend and I had a Mexican Stand-off!

by WTF119 March 17, 2019

Blow jack stand off

Where some people are robbing a place and get surrounded by the police and to pass the time they blow jack all the hostages.

It was a blow jack stand off.

by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011

mexican stand off

An activity in which two males stand in front of each other wanking it until one of them finishes and he is declared the victor.

Friend: "Dude, why are you sad and all sticky??"

Tanner: ...I just lost the mexican stand off.."

by Danimal170 September 26, 2012

parisian stand off

Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first

The chat has been on hold for 30 mins due to the Parisian stand off.

by Nageat July 13, 2015