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Stamos slap

Using your penis to slap a girl across the face during the act of oral sex. Inspired by the existence of legendary actor John Stamos.
Q: Dude, what did you do when she said she wouldn't swallow?

A: What could I do? I had to Stamos slap her.
by Jack Sophalot May 4, 2005
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Stamkoser

A Toronto Maple Leaf fan that cheers for Leaf losses so the team can improve their chances at a great draft pick usually because they favor a rebuild.
The Stamkosers are fighting with the the "real fans" in the GT thread again.

STAMMMKKOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Cyris January 12, 2009
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John Stamos

A Vodka shot lit on fire for a good 3 seconds before dumping it in YooHoo (chocolate milk) and chugging it.
Margaritas are sour, and John Stamos are sweet.
by muffinmonk May 30, 2011
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John stamos

I just john stamosed him.
by Yodela September 23, 2017
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Steven Stamkos

Steven Stamkos is a hockey player that plays for the Tampa Bay lightning. He has won 2 Rocket Richard trophies and 2 Stanley cups.
Hey did you know that there is a hockey player called Steven Stamkos?
Yeah, he is the best hockey player
by Whehhe September 3, 2022
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Stamos Glory Hole

A glory hole that features a man on the other side of the hole yelling

'Have mercy!" while you have mystery sex.
"Hey Kyle do you want to check out that Stamos Glory Hole?" "You got it dude!"
by christbanger69 January 4, 2015
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John Stamos

He is the hottest American actor in the world. He slayed In she show full house as his character “uncle Jesse” he is fucking incredible and anyone who says he isn’t doesn’t have a fucking brain
by Fullhousesuperfan January 23, 2019
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