when a young male scholar attends Stafford University, his first goal is that of procreation. This task requires much undertaking, and mimicking the peacock, the Stafford male scholar attempts to copulate by employing the "Stafford look". This involves donning tight jeans, and comical t-shirts displaying ironic wording and symbols, and shite hair; whilst pleading (via facebook, text, and email) and attempting Jedi Mind Tricks (via facebook, text and email). Due to an inadequate ratio of females to males, the young male Stafford scholar faces an impossible task, and will must likely copulate with his own hand whilst thinking about his mother. The Stafford look is therefore, genrally worn, by wankers. Usually found in their environment (their room)due to being allergic and scared of everything.
I tell you it was awkward, he was creeping at me with the Stafford look, I knew I had to get out of there.
by Neffinski December 25, 2013
Get the The Stafford Lookmug. - I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.
by RamRafford August 5, 2010
Get the doing a Staffordmug. when you first meet sarah you think she is a bitch but then when you get to know her she is still a bitch.
PERIOD.
PERIOD.
by surfer hippie gnarly bro October 6, 2019
Get the Sarah staffordmug. De stafford is a shit hole but the best shit hole you will ever see because we are United as a school and some of us may be chavs but even so we are proud to go to this amazing shit hole!
by I go to de stafford bitch! April 22, 2018
Get the De Staffordmug. It's when The Michael Stafford gets hit by something. Then he leaves or bases. I'm basing, I'm basing. If a killstreak goes for him he just stands there and says, "It's going for me, If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye." He gets hit by everything in and dies. People like to target The Michael Stafford to annoy him.
A killstreak hits The Michael Stafford. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye.
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- THE MICHAEL STAFFORD
YOUR DAD IS A NIGGER
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- THE MICHAEL STAFFORD
YOUR DAD IS A NIGGER
by THE MICHAEL STAFFORD August 31, 2011
Get the The Michael Staffordmug. A town in Virginia known for its lack of attractions, and horrible traffic. Best known tho for sucking the life out of the residents that have lived there all their life! You either escape it's grasp and do great things, or you are stuck there your whole life paying overpriced rent or mortgage payments for inadequate space. To outsiders, it is mostly recognized now for it's proximity to Quantico Marine Base, and Washington DC, which means most of its current population are transplants! They can continue building stores, but no entertainment for any age group! Only two things to do here, bonfires and backwoods parties starting in Middle school, or go to Woodbridge or Fredericksburg. There is no in between!
What did you like to do when you were growing up? Well, I'm from Stafford, so I basically only know how to play quarters from HS parties.
Welcome to Stafford, Va! Which form of Government money will be paying your rent, BAH or Welfare?!
Welcome to Stafford, Va! Which form of Government money will be paying your rent, BAH or Welfare?!
by gunsandmakeup September 13, 2016
Get the Stafford, Vamug. SKYLAR STAFFORD is the kind of girl that is always nice to you, and that will share her results in class.
by urmom6989 May 3, 2022
Get the SKYLAR STAFFORDmug.