St. John's Basketball

Storied men's basketball program of St. John's University in Jamaica, Queens, NY. Home of Lavinwood.

Head Coach: Steve Lavin

2011: #3 Recruiting Class in Nation

Joe: St. John's basketball is rocking the Garden!

John: Yeah, not like those Cuse posers from the middle of no where.

Joe: The Red Storm is New York City's team!!

by stjjjj August 1, 2011

St. John's surprise

To refuse to pay a whore after she has provided you with her services. This is a common practice at St. John's University.

I owed the bitch my last $5 but I decided I'd rather spend it on a couple of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers so I jumped out the window and gave her the old St. John's surprise.

by Nick D March 18, 2004

Fort St. John

a city in Northern BC where people who work at Tim Hortons are paid $15/hr and where the ratio of men to women is 3:1. Most people can't wait to move away but the weird magnetism of the money draws many back (if only to pay off some debts).

see also:FSJ The John brocket

Joe: I need some money, badly.
Kwame: Go to Fort St. John, I made $2000 working full-time at Tim Hortons in ONE month...
Joe: Sweet!

by Lady Kissinger December 21, 2008

collin st john

A hunk, probably the hottest guy in the world. He gets all the girls and can beat anyone in basketball.

Woah, look at collin st john, he just hit 15 three-pointers!

by Yuhboi December 20, 2016

Fort St John

a freezing village people like to call a town.
see Millionaires, welfare malls, and Tim Hortons.

where'd you buy your grad dress? Oh, walmart in Fort St John!

by vicky2 June 5, 2011

Port St. John

A small town in Florida bordering Cocoa, Canaveral Groves, and Titusville, inhabited by rednecks, lower middle class old people, and black people too soft to live in Cocoa. A good ole' boy's version of Rockledge. The only "port" there is this poor excuse on the Indian River that you can barely get a bassboat into.

He was talkin' shit about clickin' up? That fuck ass nigga lives in Port St. John, whats he gonna do ride over here on a go cart and start sprayin a BB gun?

by Siegel McBirdman February 24, 2007

Port St. John

1.N ;Shit hole, filled with pot heads, meth labs, and red neck hillbilly hicks. There is absolutley nothing to do here.

2. Usually used to build confidince in someone else when doing something stupid out of boredom, or drugs.

Man 1 "No, im not gonna smoke that!"
Man 2 "Dude, its port st. john, what else is there to do?"
Man 1 "True."

by Wiggles32456 June 8, 2009