St. Pauls School in Maryland is a magical place where the teachers all came from hell. A lot of the students hate it there, because anyone who doesn't wear exactly what everyone else does gets ridiculed. Most of these kids don't get beat up because the other people know that the "weird" kids could turn their asses into whipped cream. The dress code is designed to keep kids from thinking independantly, you have to wear a shirt and tie and either wear a buzzcut or a bowl. The kids on sports teams claim that they are so much better than everyone else, but most of them would sell thier "bff" for a nickel. Especially a shiny one.
SP Kid: Hey, that kids wearing black... lets kick his ass!!!
*five minutes later, all the jocks are impaled on pikes, most of them partially disemboweled, some on their knees begging for mercy from the kids they once fags, geeks, losers, and retards.*
St. Pauls School MD is layed to waste. what was once a great establishment is now in flames. MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW IT BUT ST PAULS WAS ORIGINALLY FOUNDED TO TEACH CHOIRBOYS< NOT LACCROSSE PLAYERS
*five minutes later, all the jocks are impaled on pikes, most of them partially disemboweled, some on their knees begging for mercy from the kids they once fags, geeks, losers, and retards.*
St. Pauls School MD is layed to waste. what was once a great establishment is now in flames. MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW IT BUT ST PAULS WAS ORIGINALLY FOUNDED TO TEACH CHOIRBOYS< NOT LACCROSSE PLAYERS
by your mom's new special freind November 7, 2008
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Bob:What school do yu go?
John:St paul’s academy
Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣
Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe
John: you man are just being dickheads
Bob: how?
Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school
Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂
John: you man are just waffling now
John:St paul’s academy
Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣
Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe
John: you man are just being dickheads
Bob: how?
Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school
Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂
John: you man are just waffling now
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by MrNoelt October 9, 2019
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St.Paul's High School Kids started a rap battle which elavated into a fight in front of the high school, But shaftsbury kids were blamed for it because "st. paul's students can do no wrong because they are religious"
by Father from winnipeg January 3, 2017
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St Paul’s Church, Mauritius is like salt and light to many locals, who are often disillusioned and demoralized by decades-long corruption, communalism, and compromises plaguing the nation—it offers them hope, while reminding them that God is their Vindicator, who sees all the wrongs and injustices they face, and who can’t wait to shower them with His love and peace that the world cannot give nor understand.
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Get the St Paul mug.exceptionally small school that just recently decided to build a huge addition to the school and give all of the first graders lockers. When Sr. Joan and Sr. Mary Dee like to go around and antagonzie all of the boys for getting paper towels wet and throwing on the celing of the bathroom which, legend says has a couch. There, all of the eighth graders think that they are all that and have this retarded "buddy system" with the kindergarteners. A middle school teacher, known as Mrs. Whatley likes to go around and scare everyone by telling them to tape their thumbs to the back of their hands. Mrs. Clar is known for her chicken mummification which is really an excuse to tortue the kids and stink up the entire school. THe sond "this is hell" by elvis costello explain rsps quite nicely.
Sr. Joan- "I would like to know which of you is getting wads of paper towels and throwing it unto the celing."
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