Ranch Squatting

when one squirts ranch dressing into a girls vagina or a mans anus and they lay on the floor and allow the person to squat over their face, and squirt the ranch into their mouth.

duuude, did you just let that girl ranch squat you? HELL YEAH man, im a master ranch squatter i go ranch squatting all the time! :D

by Eva. gEt cRuNk. February 15, 2009

settling soulmates

the person you were meant to settle for

I thought i was going to be alone for the rest of my life until i met Liz. She was the best I was ever going to find. We're settling soulmates.

by Oh My Godric July 27, 2010

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

by rheadorange January 14, 2010

Scuttling

The act of removing socks, shoes, and any other article of clothing from your feet and wiggling your toes in circular motion. Scuttling can be done alone, in the presence of your friends, or in the face of your good friend sarah. In order to correctly scuttle, one must be completely confident in the appearance of their feet, regardless of criticism from said friends. this act is one that will never be forgotten by your friends due to it's excruciating mental image burned into their minds, playing in their heads for eternity.

keep on scuttling.

"Nathan, even though it's your birthday there is no need to be scuttling right in my face!"

"Wow have you ever seen someone be such a confident scuttler?"

by DJ SK YOLO June 16, 2013

Geo Squatting

The act of psychically squatting on the hood or windshield of a early 90's Geo Tracker and defecating one's feces all over.

"Last night, me and the fellows went Geo Squatting. We hit four Geo's, but on the fifth, Tom pulled his hamstring in mid-squat and we had to carry him home for the night. It was a sad moment because Tom was going for a new record."

by Head Master of GS January 23, 2009

pig squealing

A term used in metal,hardcore,and grind core music a lot, done vocally and sounds like a pig squealing. Sometimes bands will incorporate it into words.

Did you hear at midnights dawning pig squealing at the show last night? It was intense.

by Tom Lambert October 25, 2006

Squatting Eskimo

The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.

My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night.

by manswer April 29, 2009