Squazam

a super squeeze that is superior to normal squeezes given by your boyfriend

I love you so much ima squazam you when I get home!

by tko68 January 13, 2021

Squasages

Squasages aka sausages by anyone who can not say or spell sausages. These are the meaty products stolen by the Crocomedile in Punch & Judy.

Oh no, the Crocomedile has me squasages, what is Judy going to say.

by DragonWizard May 22, 2021

Squashmallow

An ability used by the main protagonist (Mateo Matcha) in Code C

The ability allows the user to immediately turn muscle mass to a soft density as used in conjunction in chapter 1 to deflect "The Compressors" shotgun ability from injuring his heart.

What the fuck? A shotgun? Where the hell did he pull that from? - Matt

Thank god he used squashmallow to avoid being hurt! Unfortunately he still has a hole in him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - The Creator (probably)

by Mateo Matcha May 7, 2022

squatamalan

An ethnic slur for Hispanic people. Probably a portmanteau of "squat" and "guatemalan".

The squatamalan mud bloods aren't white or anything else.

by u19896 January 9, 2024

squashmaxxing

The act of wrapping a tourniquet around your head to squish your skull into looking like a squash.

Hey honey, I caught our son squashmaxxing. What should we do?

by Scylla99 March 12, 2024

Donkey Squasage

An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.

Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.

Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.

by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025