studmuffin

An attractive male who has let himself go and has gained a "muffin top".

Alex: I need to lose weight.
Joey: Yeah, you're such a studmuffin.

by HotPocketLover March 4, 2011

studmuffin

a studley muffin or refering to a person

thats a studmuffin

by isastudley February 9, 2010

Freakin studmuffin

smooth, gorgeous, awesome, hella cool male with rockin hair--aka my b/f

Brooks is such a FREAKIN studmuffin sometimes I can't take my eyes off him.

by cdizzle November 18, 2004

spudmuffin

Noun. A cross between a spud and cornmuffin; generally referring to a guy, (can be a waiter) who not only suggests ordering the ever famous loaded spuds to small children as an appetizer and also orders cornmuffins for breakfast at the local diner instead of something much more manly like a full plate of eggs and choice of meat. WHile some consider this to be a guy confident in his sexuality and possibly just a prick, most will agree that he definitely needs his man card pulled.

This can be used like studmuffin but because of his questionable decisions, does not deserve to be called stud. Use Spud instead.

Can you believe this guy? We just worked out for 2 hours and the spudmuffin just got everyone else an appetizer and then ordered effing cornmuffins for himself.

by margalix December 14, 2008

Studmuffler

An extraordinarily attractive, merman-esque version of a stud. usually to the point that when a studmuffler walks into the room, all previously bigheaded 'studs' become invisible to the eyes of any surrounding females. Usually plays water polo.

"Sarah, have you seen John? He's like a merman-lifeguard-waterpolo-god... What a studmuffler, I can't take my eyes off of him."

by Baneeee May 13, 2013

studmuffiness

Studmuffiness

1. A woman regarded as a good sexual partner.

2. A female keeper of many animals.

3. A variation of stud poker with 2 hole cards.

4. Excessive, bulbous metallic jewelry.

She's such a studmuffiness. I'm bubbling over in my pan.

by OTTERBART October 24, 2017

Studmuffin

Someone who is consistent about gains in the gym and life. A meal prep master. His "steroid" of choice is chicken and broccoli. Cardio has nothing on a studmuffin. It's his cool down after a perfect lifting session.

"What are you taking to get those gains?". Ask Gym bro

"Chicken." Replies Studmuffin

"Todd is such a studmuffin. Have you seen how hott and muscular he's gotten. His gains are incredible."

by Todi5 May 14, 2018