sporty bois

the legends themselves that get all the clout

that group of guys are sporty bois

by iamusingurbandictionaryrightno June 8, 2018

Sporty

The condition of the Seas whereas it is rough and navigation is possible, usually results in vessels occupants becoming drenched and possible seasick

Went out fishing today and the Seas were sporty, my gf chummed all day

by sycraft August 4, 2008

shortly

a word tumblr staff likes to use, meaning forever.

We'll be back shortly.

aka ; We'll be back in three days , haha bitch you're forever alone.

by kateforwardxo.tumblr.com December 8, 2010

sporty jerk

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high

I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.

by SportiestJerk October 13, 2006

sportlexia

This is when you get your sports mixed up

Tianna and I were throwing the football when I figured out I had sportlexia because I hit the ball like a volleyball instead of throwing it.

by Sportlexia girl July 18, 2018

We'll Be Back Shortly

The greatest lie ever told.

We'll be back shortly
Tumblr users across the globe: BULLSH*T! -everyone breaks into tears-

by Ferris--Wheel April 4, 2011

Shortly

Under order of the courts shortly equates to a period of time no less then 24 hours

I will handle your issue shortly

by GriMo March 13, 2009