Sporadic

A badass motherfucker who will serve you in any video game.

Yo, did you hear about that Sporadic? Yeah, he'll 15-0 you on some 1.6

by Anonymous09123 November 12, 2011

Sporadic E

Irregular scattered patches of relatively dense ionization that develop seasonally within the E region and that reflec­t and scatter frequencies up to 150 MHz. Note 1: The sporadic E is a regular day­time occurrence over the equatorial regions and is common in the temper­ate latitudes in late spring, early summer and, to a lesser degree, in early winter. Note 2: At high, i.e., polar, latitudes, sporadic E can accompany auroras and associated disturbed magnetic conditions. Note 3: The sporadic E can sometimes support reflec­tions for distances up to 1000 miles or more at frequencies up to 150 MHz

I got some nice 6-meter DX contacts with yesterday's sporadic E.

by IRISHrepublicanARMY January 3, 2004

Sporadic Minstrels

Ultimate's not good enough. We're talking, ultra-splendiferic conceptualization of Charles Sheen taking large stamps on small biscuits.

Sam: Hey Sam, Sporadic Minstrels are the Don Mecca.
Sam: You don't say?
Sam: I do say!
Sam: How do you say, Samuel?
Samuel: I don't say, how do you say, Samantha?
Samantha: I say.
Sam: Charles Sheen!?

by G-Funky April 7, 2007

spadick

"suck my dick"
a shortened version, originated in 5th grade at kennedy elementary school in the year 1999

Klink: Spadick!
Mrs. Renze: what?

by Sir Weets October 31, 2004

spondickorus

To be so excited that you want to act like the Mad Hatter and lolly and giggle. to be extravagantly happy in any way.

I feel quite spondickorus.

by haqalot August 20, 2010

Shortdick

A verb that describes a poor attempt in any sport or game which requires shooting or aiming at a target, in which the player's try fails embarrassingly far in front of the goal, calling the player's masculinity and endowment into question.

"Shit! If Jeff hadn't shortdick his last shot, we could have won the Beer Pong tournament!

by thekentuckykid January 13, 2011

Sporaddict

the insanity one obtains after playing Spore for an excess of twenty hours a day

Derek: "Hey, have you seen Matt?"
John: "No. That stupid sporaddict is probably still on his damn computer."

by Tid Miste January 17, 2009