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spooge luge

1. a tattoo on the small of a womans back, that she presumably likes to be covered with a man's seemen
That girl is such a slut, that spooge luge has all of our names on it.
by wheezy302 November 13, 2007
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spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.
I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.
by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010
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Spooge Hole

n. 1. An orifice into which ejaculate is deposited, usually in large quantities by several doners. 2. A sexually promiscuous person who craves cock and enjoys receiving mass quantities of ejaculate into their own bodily orifices.
That bitch I met in Aransas Pass last night was a fucking spooge hole! S'keet, s'keet, s'keet!
by Waylon the Talking Pumpkin August 1, 2006
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post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.
The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.
by Ernie September 29, 2004
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spooge launcher

A penis capable of an emphatic discharge, either by velocity, distance or both.
I made a real mess with my spooge launcher last night. I still haven't found all of it yet.
by wild chewbacca September 12, 2011
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spooge chaser

Someone who drinks seminal fluids that have been excreted into an anal or vaginal cavity.
by tinker bell April 14, 2004
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Spooge

Another term used to describe cum.
I was in school and this hot girl bent over and I fucking spooged in my pants!
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
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