sock to the jock

to punch a dude or chick in his or her dick.

That little punk sitting in front of the CVS thought he was the shit , so I gave him a sock to the jock!

by Easy_Ed July 8, 2009

sock jockey

someone who blows his load off in a sock

little johny is a vergin so he bats of in a sock to help there fore he is a sock jockey

by Matt .T .P February 20, 2008

Shock Jockey

Sex position in which the woman is riding the guy, hence jockey, and when the guy is about to cum, the woman tazed him. The electrical current caused by the tazer should then cause the load to shoot back up through the penal canal, body cavity, esophagus, and out of the guy's mouth in to his receiving partner's mouth; down her esophagus, through her body cavity, and out of her vaginal canal back out onto the head of the guy's penis.

Bro 1- my girl totally tazed me in the taint and gave us a shock jockey!

Bro 2- ah shit did it tingle?

by MagicAvenger May 27, 2014

Sock Jockey

1)A child that rides on the foot of a parent(usually their father) while the parent is wearing socks.

2)A person with a foot fetish that prefers their partner wear a sock whilst engaging in foot play.

1) AND they're off! Here comes little Johnny on dad's left foot, he's really bringing the heat tonight! This little sock jockey could win it all, if only he can keep his grip tight.

2)Matt is a total sock jockey... He told me he likes his girlfriend to give him foot jobs with knee-highs on.

by Lebeaux March 18, 2010

Shock Jockey

The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.

"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"

by TheCarrotMurderer September 1, 2013

Sock Jocks

When one wears socks in his underwear to enhance the size of his package

When one uses socks to enhance the size of their package whilst wearing underwear . It looks like he is wearing sock jocks

by Titanic88 May 24, 2017