Check splitting dominance

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...

Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.

by sheila in the car May 8, 2011

splavishing

It's a combination of the words "splendid" and "lavish". Usually referencing those things that are overwhelmingly pleasing.

The lady in the pink shorts looked splavishing.

by AS68 August 28, 2009

log splitting

Verb. The act of passing a solid excrement through the line of a g-string or thong underwear.

"After a long and laborious night of burritos and beer, Wendy found herself log splitting the next day at work"

by sdrawkcaB March 30, 2015

Splitting Cannons

Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above

Man did you see the chick in that convertible? Her seatbelt was splitting cannons....

by Mr.Cannon January 15, 2011

sploshing

Noun: a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. Eating the food off said person is optional. It is common practice for the "sploshee" to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of the food on their bare skin. The "splosher" can be nude or clothed based on preference. Other common usages are the present verb splosh.

"He knelt in the shower while his partner covered him with layer after layer of sticky syrups, slick oils, and chilled liquids. Never knowing what sensation or intoxicating aroma she would be sploshing him with next, each touch of her hand or dribble of liquid sent waves of awareness shooting through his body."

by Mistress Shae Flanigan June 25, 2009

Splitting

Splitting (also called black-and-white thinking or all-or-nothing thinking) is the failure in a person's thinking to bring together a person's both positive and negative qualities.

Splitting is a symptom of mental illness (such as BPD)

I mostly talk good about her unless I'm splitting on her

by sppoooppy August 8, 2016

skishing

A predicament of overt moistness when a lady finds herself in a state of extreme sexual arousal. For example; Fanny slaver, when a lady moistens, gushing.

Gary Barlow + Michael Buble = me skishing everywhere

Ere she just skished all over

Owauy, that Teesside minge king just skished

by Bucketfullofjizzpouritoverliz January 4, 2012