sphincternoodle

Double whammy def: used as a NICE word to describe someone who gets easily annoyed, and/or usually behaves like a complete ahole. Or, it could be used to describe the act of someone being annoyed.

J: oh, that Tom is such a sphincternoodle.
C: yeah, he's got his sphincternoodle all in a twist.

by CJMO November 10, 2008

sphincterlingus

(verb) the act of licking your partners butt hole

Meghann really, really, really likes it and screams like a banshee when Dave performs sphincterlingus during naked sexy time time.

by Meghann D March 14, 2011

sphincteriority

Having the quality or quality of an anal sphincter. The ability to let shit pass through at will. In short: like an asshole.

His air of sphincteriority had everyone in the place ready to kill him. He was the biggest asshole any of us had ever met.

by Artimus the Terrible June 20, 2011

Sphinctefied

Jeremy got his sphincter caught in a garbage disposal and yells Jamie!!!!

You’ve been sphinctefied Jeremy status

by Jamie sucks a lot February 10, 2022