Sperry

A Sperry is a type of shoe that preppy rich kids wear. Not all Sperry's symbolize "rich" though. There are many different colors for girls to choose from, and those shoes are only around $50, which isn't much. To know who your true Sperry Ritz are, it's the girls or guys that wear Sperry's that are completely plain - they're usually a tan color. They are typically for boating, although many non-boaters purchase them. They show class and style. People who wear Sperry's are people you should worship, because who else pays over $100 for shoes that will be ruined if you even get them wet?

Joe: "Hey Luke I see you're on that Sperry's grind today!"

Luke: "Yeah, my dad is CEO of a bank now so why not."

by nauticalrichkid December 9, 2013

Sperring

The webbing and/or skin located in-between your index finger and thumb. It is insanely squishy and stretchable.

Person1: Imagine if you got a paper cut on your sperring!

Person2: Wow, that would suck.

by Just Far April 23, 2010

sperds

what a felcher belches

well sam I'll tell ya you shuld rinse those sperds you taste like ca

by John P Ursel February 15, 2008

spermdonor

when a father is not involved in their childs life AT ALL.

counselor:how do u feel about ur father?
child:hes a piece of shit? i dont claim him as my father hes more like a spermdonor.

by ONLY CHILD September 27, 2006

sperduti

He may have a huge nose, but makes up for it with his huge penis and his awesome drumming talent as well as his smooth flowing metal hair of doom. He will rock your socks off any day of the week. Also known to mean the ejaculation of a dog.

Sperduti is fuckin metal
My dog got Sperduti all over my shirt

by Sha11owBay December 29, 2007

Sperdakos

The last name of the creator of the universe, full name not going to be mentioned due to the classification of the name by the U.S. government. Sperdakos is seen as the god of all creation to the Greeks and the Romans, though the Romans pronounce the name as "Sparticus", it is typically pronounced as Sperdakos.

"Sperdakos is the creator of one of the three universes to this date, 3/12/13."

by Alexander Steel March 12, 2013

sperry slapper

A sperry slapper is someone, particularly a male, who wears sperry's typically paired with salmon colored shorts and is often in a frat

*walking to class*

Bill: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's up Bill?
Bill: You see those sperry slappers back at the tennis court?
Jack: Yeah, it's hard not to notice clowns when you see them.

by Jake aka Dale December 27, 2015