A massive cum-shot, all natural, the stuff of legends. The sort that makes a girl vomit from taking it in the mouth. If the penis is covered it explodes almost violently."
by Justin the Lion April 19, 2011
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Me: When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.
Me: When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.
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Get the spermsuckingfudgepacker mug.The stuff I find in my jammies in the morning that tastes like mushrooms. Note: Traditionally the noun "sperm" is one of many English nouns that does not take the pluralizing 's', serving as both the singular and plural form (not unlike "goose," "moose," and "penis"). Recently however, several prominent sperm doctors, policy analysts, and kindergartners have begun experimenting with the more commonsensical--though admittedly jarring--"sperms" (See William Safire's "Whoppers Junior and Sperms Whale" for a more thorough discussion). One lexicographer has noted, as a recent variant of the ubiquitous "Kilroy was here" graffito, the emergence of "Kilroy's sperms was here." Debate has sprung up in certain circles whether the singular verb here is a deliberate, if cheeky, attempt by urban wordsmiths to keep the state of the language in play as an ironic gesture of postmodern insouciance regarding the moribund strictures of prescriptive grammar, and as a Nietzschean celebration of linguistic, and therefore metaphysical, uncertainty, or whether it's simply a mistake.
"Mommy, I found more sperms in my jammies this morning. They taste like mushrooms." "Capt. Thomas, hoping to avoid impregnating his wife, sexited his member from her love-tunnel and loosed his sperms on his nearby pirate hat."
by Dr. M.P. Brody, PhD January 21, 2009
Get the Sperms mug.Potent male seed. The name is derived from the antacid medication "Milk of Magnesia" due to the similar color and consistency. Officially coined by Jeruss in 2009. Jizz. Man chowder. Semen.
Jeruss is the originator of the term milk of spermesia. Women rarely enjoy it when my milk of spermesia lands in their hair. She's an avid consumer of milk of spermesia.
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Shaun: "Dude thats freaking nasty, i heard "whorey Tory" is spermiscuous."
Shaun: "Dude thats freaking nasty, i heard "whorey Tory" is spermiscuous."
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