Spelling Coconuts

While a man is laying naked, flat on his back, a woman sits upon his erect erection and imagines her pussy is a beautiful bushy paint brush spelling out the letters 'C O C O N U T S' in a rhythmic sexual flow of motion.

Chad: "Nancy was totally spelling coconuts last night and now I think she's pregnant"
Brad: "oh fuck.....
Chad:.....
Brad:....
Chad and Brad: "I fucking love COCONUTS"

by Kamalani1122 July 17, 2019

Retard spelling

The way in which some idiots spell words.

'Your' when they mean, 'you're,' etc.

That guy uses 'to,' when he means 'too.' Such retard spelling.

by youranerd January 19, 2010

Bifro (altn. spelling)

Type of Caucasian afro which just doesn't seem to get any bigger- just bushier.

"Yo man, check out that cracker's bifro!"

by MaRMY December 15, 2003

Spelling Coconut

It is when u are on top of your partner during sex, and you spell word coconut with your hips.

“I just did the spelling coconut trick on Jeremy last night “

by 124578 July 17, 2019

Major Spelling Mistake

Basically all of r/ihadastroke.
A major spelling mistake is different from a minor spelling mistake because a minor spelling mistake is commonly used to easily win an argument and doesn't matter; a major spelling mistake is fact, and when made, the recipient(s) of the letter blender have a choice on how to use this.

This is an example of a major spelling mistake between friends:
Person 1: Did you get your photos printed?
Person 2: Bogksmos bingvtesd?
Person 1: I uh...
Person 2: Sorry, I messed that up a lot. Anyways, yes, I did.
*Nice conversation*

This is an example of a major spelling mistake between enemies of any kind:
Person 1: Did you get your photos printed?
Person 2: Bogksmos bingvtesd?
Person 1: Major spelling mistake, I win + bankrupt + ratio + you're bad.
Person 2: D:
*Everything bad*

by Rubixed Cube March 23, 2022

Spelling Bee

On acing spelling tests in junior years of education it is custom to receive sweets.
To reach, "Spelling Bee", status, one must have been so good at spelling that they consumed so many sweets and have now reached a state of obesity.

Ashleigh: Look how big that person is, man, that's insane!
Tony: She must have won the Spelling Bee four years running...

by Jamonite. January 13, 2010

Cornell Spelling Bee

This is a term coined by Demarcus Cousins refering to the David versus Goliath match up of Kentucky and Cornell, or as it was coined by The Boston Globe as the Smart kids versus Dumb Kids.

The reporter asked Demarcus Cousins "Have you heard of that they are calling this game the Smart Kids vs. The Dumb kids?" He replied with "This ain't a Cornell Spelling Bee, this is basketball."

by This Ain't No Spelling Bee March 25, 2010