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spectruming 

A cover used for not getting a joke or subtext of a conversation. Being on the spectrum of Aspergers.
Sorry, I was spectruming.
spectruming by btmfrd April 14, 2015
Adj. A term used to describe a person you believe to be somewhere on the pervasive developmental disorder (autism) spectrum but you’re not sure where.
Sydney: “I really don't like that Adam guy.”
Nick: “He's legit autistic. Pretty sure. It's been awhile since I’ve seen him but I'm pretty sure. He’s spectrumy.”
Spectrumy by Scout was fat. March 1, 2018

rectum spectrum 

The range of frequencies one's rectum emits after massive ingestion of pickled elder gnome scrotums. However, one must be doted with the capacity of anal intrudership to qualify for rectal wavelength emission.
Ah shit, it's Lothario. That guy's such an arrogant, anal intruding piece of shit... What? Did you say he frequently ingests massive amounts of pickled elder scrotums? That guy's rectum must emit enough radiation to turn your face into the ass of a maggot. (rectum spectrum)
rectum spectrum by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009
a word that means everything and anything.
usually used in insults.
you're such a speckum.

shut up, you speckum.
speckum by michelle is rad May 1, 2009

Spectrum Surfer 

Someone (adult) with very high intellect but the emotional intelligence of a slug. Generally used for someone that is unquestionably very smart and an expert in their chosen field, but seriously does not get the bigger picture. Is never wrong and has no filter or political correctness when dealing with people. Someone you need on the team but left in a locked room to do their thing but not let out. Spectrum refers to the Autism spectrum.
what's with that email, the client is not going to be happy, bloody spectrum surfer.
A state of depression , sadness or negative thinking
these days i feel so specum , nothing seems to be working for me