spat

Noun: The wet spatter (hence the name) which flies into the bowl of the toilet during a furious diarhea-type shit. Also, the residual wet the clings to one's leg and drawers when one sharts (shits one's pants).

"Holy fuck that Indian food was great. Only problem is my stomach back there. i think i got a little spat on the chief (dick)."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

spat

Loose term for good ol' natural vag lube. Also reffered to as pussy grease or snail track.

She came and got spat all over my face.

by Corey May 20, 2004

spat

putting your socks over your shoes

he spat his shoes before he went to play at the zoo

by arnolditis December 28, 2005

lovers spat

Well a "spat" is a petty quarrell/fight. So it's basically just when two lovers get into a fight.

Bob and Rebecca had their first lovers spat the other day about who gets the last piece of pizza.

by Greendayyyy16 November 11, 2015

Spat Camp

A name used by some schools for band camp. A play on boot camp, since marching bands wear spats instead of boots.

Spat Camp can either be a week of hell or the time of your life, depending on your attitude.

by sibilance January 16, 2009

cat spat

When two very fine girls get into a fight. Often exposing one or both of their bodies.

All the guys watched the cat spat, videoing it to post on line.

by llcalej October 29, 2015

twat-spat

An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.

That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!

by keltikfyre October 28, 2010