Noun: The wet spatter (hence the name) which flies into the bowl of the toilet during a furious diarhea-type shit. Also, the residual wet the clings to one's leg and drawers when one sharts (shits one's pants).
"Holy fuck that Indian food was great. Only problem is my stomach back there. i think i got a little spat on the chief (dick)."
by A Dub November 9, 2006
by Corey May 21, 2004
by arnolditis December 22, 2005
by Greendayyyy16 September 27, 2015
A name used by some schools for band camp. A play on boot camp, since marching bands wear spats instead of boots.
by sibilance October 4, 2008
by llcalej September 16, 2015
An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.
That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!
by keltikfyre October 28, 2010