when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life
by twkwsaal May 12, 2018
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Get the Spastikated camel mug.A feline which is naturally insane or has had one too many knocks to the head. Just not all there. Symptoms include acting like a schizo at all times, biting and scratching until you bleed, destroying your house and terrorising the dog.
Your only means of protection is to surround yourself with water (I.e get in the bath), have food to hand and only pet him when he decides to snooze.
a spastic cat is a Spasticat
Your only means of protection is to surround yourself with water (I.e get in the bath), have food to hand and only pet him when he decides to snooze.
a spastic cat is a Spasticat
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