As heard on the "dear rayne" talk show. Invented in Cincinnati, Ohio. Refers to during sexual intercourse, right before the man is about to climax, he removes his penis from her vagina, and sticks his penis in whatever hole he can find. I.E. her nose, ear, eye, etc. and right before he ejaculates he exclaims "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!" Leaving his partner confused and pissed, ending with the male being slapped.
No body expects the Spanish Inquisition.
by Monni Clever July 23, 2008
by ManCHiLds January 20, 2012
When you are at a strip club and the stripper has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.
I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy Scott gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!
by Jimboooo May 03, 2006
A group of noisy, and loud South/Central Americans taking over your seats when you're trying to have lunch.
L: Playing Insurgency*
A: Where's my seat?!
L: They took it.
A: But how? My backpack is there!
L: Spanish Inquisition!
A: Where's my seat?!
L: They took it.
A: But how? My backpack is there!
L: Spanish Inquisition!
by DerWat September 13, 2017
A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
<Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
by SaleenS7TT April 09, 2008
When you are at a strip club and the dancer has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.
I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!
by Jimboooo May 15, 2006
Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"
by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021