As heard on the "dear rayne" talk show. Invented in Cincinnati, Ohio. Refers to during sexual intercourse, right before the man is about to climax, he removes his penis from her vagina, and sticks his penis in whatever hole he can find. I.E. her nose, ear, eye, etc. and right before he ejaculates he exclaims "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!" Leaving his partner confused and pissed, ending with the male being slapped.
by Monni Clever August 19, 2008
Get the Spanish Inquisitionmug. by ManCHiLds February 6, 2012
Get the Spanish Inquisitionmug. When you are at a strip club and the stripper has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.
I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy Scott gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!
by Jimboooo May 15, 2006
Get the spanish inquisitionmug. A group of noisy, and loud South/Central Americans taking over your seats when you're trying to have lunch.
L: Playing Insurgency*
A: Where's my seat?!
L: They took it.
A: But how? My backpack is there!
L: Spanish Inquisition!
A: Where's my seat?!
L: They took it.
A: But how? My backpack is there!
L: Spanish Inquisition!
by DerWat September 13, 2017
Get the Spanish Inquisitionmug. A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
<Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
by SaleenS7TT April 8, 2008
Get the Spanish Inquisitionmug. When you are at a strip club and the dancer has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.
I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!
by Jimboooo May 26, 2006
Get the spanish inquisitionmug. Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"
by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021
Get the The Expectable Spanish Inquisitionmug.