bot spangler

A gentleman's gentleman *ahem*

OMG he's a bot spangler

by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003

Spangler

spangler..commonly referred to as a spider on hanger.can be found in any domestic situation.

He ran into the room to brandish a spangler in my face

by martina mc namara October 3, 2006

Spangler

The last name of a gay bitch

Look at that spangler, what a gay bitch I’d rather fuck a triston

by AcoolDudeThatIsHavingTheSex October 9, 2019

The Spangler

When you bring a girl home, barely bang her and instead just suck her hip bone like a big floppy Amazon leech and PISS ALL OVER HER BED.

Miguel: dude, what did you do last night?

Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler

Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her

Miguel: well was she mad?

Jack: dude she was PISSED

Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER

*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*

by spanglebaby April 20, 2018

Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

Spangler

Some time I get tired and tired I just don’t feel good to sleep over tomorrow and I don’t think I need anything from my dads or my moms or my sister to do anything next weekend so I don’t know what time I’m going tomorrow so I’ll let you know if you need anything

I don’t fucking know Spangler

by My babysitter July 19, 2022

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018