Spacebat

Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness.

Whether he was consumed in the exhaust flames or frozen solid in the stratosphere is of no concern. We know that Spacebat died, but his dream will live on in all of us.

"On a cool spring eve March 15th, 2009 a bat, crippled and wistful, clung to the Space Shuttle Discovery as it was thrust toward the great beyond. Goodbye and godspeed, my magnificent Spacebat."

-gizmodo.com

by AmbroseKalifornia March 19, 2009

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Spacebag

The bag that holds the wine in "Boxed Wine".

Hey, wanna get a spacebag? You then take the bag of wine out of the box and drink straight from the nozzle and throw it around the room.

by sarah515valleyjunctioncrew March 23, 2004

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spaceboarding

The transportation of butt juice from one fool's anal cavity to another's through a tube, usually see through, but that is not entirely necessary. Sometimes it is perforated, but that can get messy.

Last night I had a galactic spaceboarding adventure.
O Yeah.

Bart: You wanna go to the movies?
Raul: Naw, lets go spaceboarding.
Bart: I'm down.
Raul: Quiet, troll.

by Chupa Kabbra April 1, 2007

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Salebrag

The subtle act of letting others know you were able to snag that staple, often costly, luxury item at a ridiculously better price; proving yourself to be the deal Jedi amongst your friends and cultivating ultimate street cred for beating the system of paying full price. Made popular by the discount shopping tool Honey and similar to 'humblebrag,' 'salebrag' or 'salebragging' is a reaction following the satisfying experience from acquiring an expensive product, at a bargain price.

2. The euphoric action that takes place following the purchase of an awesome/typically expensive item, at a bargain!

via social share:
"Sooo...this happened picture inserted: 2015 PROENZA SCHOULER WOVEN BOOTS ON FLEEK, bitchez!...AND AT 60% OFF! #SALEBRAG #WHATSUPNOW #FOAMINGFROMTHEMOUTH"

by THEFATJEWISH April 16, 2015

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